Some More Great Headlines

More "Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim" Headlines. Do you suppose some editor makes these up on purpose?

Two charged in cutting off man's ears waive hearing (Huh?)

NFL queries sought for Pope, Moses (What happened to the separation of church and the NFL?)

UCLA's Big Problem: How to Stop Bush (The academic world goes political.)

N.Korea ready to scrap nuclear plans for better ties: envoy (I have some ties to send to the North Koreans if they will scrap their nuclear plans. There are probably a whole bunch of ties already at Pinnacle Peak in Glendora. Maybe Kim Jung Il is really a clothes horse in disguise as a ruthless dictator.)

HT: Opinion Journal Best of the Web