How Do They DO That?

Turning 50 last week was not as traumatic as I had feared. I was a little unnerved, though, when I got home from my time in San Francisco to discover in my mailbox a friendly invitation from the AARP! That's right. Exactly on my 50th birthday, the AARP found me. I am now, I guess, a somewhat senior citizen. My body feels like it some mornings, but my mind certainly does not. My only question is, "How do they DO that?" Talk about effective, targeted marketing! Impressive.

Well, here's the proof, direct from the AARP to my mailbox to my scanner through Photoshop to you.